SuperJack!!!
A few days ago, I became trapped behind an eighteen wheeler that was traveling 35 in a 55 zone. There was really nothing I could do to get around it because it was a two lane highway with a solid double yellow line. While I was stuck, I came up another great invention, called a SuperJack. Words do don't do justice to this idea, so I created the following figures to get the point across:
Figure 1: Andrew's Truck stuck behind rig going 20 mph under the speed limit.
Figure 2: Behold the SuperJack!! SuperJack is deployed remotely from Andrew's vehicle and guided underneath the offending semi.
Figure 3: SuperJack goes into action!!!!!
Figure 4: No longer impeded, Andrew continues on his way....at the speed limit (maybe above).
posted by super_spam @ 6:56 PM
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Hey Man. I need to know your address because I have a care package for you that I haven’t sent because I’m a lazy bastard. You will receive my address along with careful instructions as to what sorts of things you need to send me in your care package. Including (but not limited to) total price of items, numbers of items, quality of items and finally rarity of items, when you get my package that is. So, respond quickly or your box might just accidentally get sent to…I dunno…someone you Hate! Nice to hear about your house. I hope to see it myself some day. Congrats buddy.
P.S. I went to a home science convention with LJ not too long ago where this guy was working on an actual boul-beem! Lets just hope it isn't patented yet.
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